Laughing At Your Tiny Dick (1920x1080)

I heard a rumor that you had the smallest cock around. That can't be right, is it? I have to see for myself. Come on, drop your pants. Oh my God!!! It's true! Ha ha ha!!! Wow. That is tiny. I can't stop laughing at it...at you!!! Let's do a little size comparison, shall we? See this marker? Much bigger than your cock. Why don't you start jerking it? Maybe you can make it go from the size of a jelly bean to a toothpick! LMAO! I have to tell everybody that the rumor has been confirmed. You do have the tiniest dick I have ever seen!