Ugly Penis Cum Countdown

See the picture this loser sent Me? What an ugly stupid looking penis he has! LMAO! Small, misshapen, discolored and useless! He's lucky I didn't use his name in this clip. When I see something this pathetic I have to share it with My friends. In fact, I send it to My girlfriend Samantha during this video and She immediately texts Me back with a big LMAO!!! I knew She would think this gross, sad excuse for a penis would only be good for a laugh. Does it work properly? I doubt it. If you are ever lucky enough to get laid it'll be a one time event. Believe Me...in another reality where I would lower My standards and be with a loser like you...I would have to cheat on you so I could be sexually satisfied. But back to reality. I would never let you near Me with that tiny messed up piece of junk! Ready for your countdown? I bet you are! You love it when I laugh at you and insult you. You love it when I pull on My pinky to demonstrate how foolish you look too! Ready to spurt a tiny load for Me?