Give Up And Pay Up

You tried... you really tried! No more. No more dating and disappointing women ever again. Those days are over. Give up and pay up. Pay to jerk off just like you have been doing for who knows how long. You don't want your heart broken again, do you? It's better this way... trust Me. The truth hurts but I don't mind ripping that band-aid off... actually, more like peeling it off slowly. And somehow your cock is hard anyway. I knew you were a loser.